February 2011
16 posts
saying "it's a long story" when you don't wanna...
How are you going to call my phone, and ask 'Who's...
sooo, i should not find this amusing
but there’s this guy sitting across from me in the library wearing some Claire’s-looking stud earrings and a pink iPhone. dude is taking notes in pink pen too. hahaha, either pink is his favorite color or …. idk, regardless i see you random dude at UCLA library— WORK!
If I was a guy for a day.
successisthebestrevengee:
soloasianxx:
I would:
Masturbate
Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
Walk around the house naked.
Pee behind a building.
Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLLA?”
Stare at my penis.
Get a blowjob.
PEE. STANDING. UP.
Fuck All The...
Miguel- Sure Thing
donewell:
Mya ft Jay Z - Best of me
When girlfriends say "have fun" to their...
jaycakes:
It actually means: Have a fucking horrible time.
